Saturday, January 10, 2004
 
fate ?? luck ?? timing ??
well, it's like this : i was walking down the street minding my own f'n business as i sometimes do...i was on my way to meet up with one of my exceptionally adorable and extremely fashionable female friends...i was carrying one of the brand new, just off the boat, ultra cool ENID dolls under my arm which i was going to give to her as a belated christmas gift...

so there i am walking along trying not to trip and fall as i had been drinking mai tai's since early in the morning when all of a sudden this guy appears out of nowhere and gets all crazy and excited when he saw the doll...i swear he was foaming (literally) at the mouth, he was so excited...he introduced himself, but i was having a hard time understanding him...his name was yooshitooho nahoo or something like that and he began begging me to sell him the doll...he was completely unrelenting, it seriously seemed he was ready to go into cardiac arrest if i didn't sell it to him...he was completely possessed and i actually feared he was about to become violent so i asked him to pay me the retail price which was 38.00 which if i may say is a very very fair price, well anyway after he dropped to his knees, broke down and cried i finally sold it to him...he did a little celebratory jig and began chanting a little song, he was very very pleased...THEN he insisted that i take a couple photos and then join him at lunch for sushi, but i had to decline the lunch part as i wasn't exactly
in a particularly sushi kinda mode...i shook his hand, bid him a fond adieu and we both went off skipping in different directions, okay, i wasn't exactly skipping, but i was whistling a little bit...the girl i was going to visit was gonna be very disappointed, but i figured i'd make up a cool story about how i was attacked and robbed by a gang of marauding red-assed monkeys who took the ENID figure off to play with it and abuse it in their peculiar monkey ways...



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